Showing posts with label CheeseNibblers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CheeseNibblers. Show all posts

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Christ Nelson

Have you ever walked through the fields of this world wondering who or what will cross your path and completely flip a switch from within that craves something different than cheeseburgers and hard core porn?  Christ Nelson was this fix.  His salvation, reverence, joy, bliss, carnage, eternal love... Christ Nelson spoke of prescription pills, placed rectally into his internal, maybe eternal, self.  Revelation is now, so please take a 30 minute break from everything you do and live in the shadows of greatness.  Christ Nelson is here.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Temple of Objective Thought, Preparing for Sunday's Atheist Church

The Temple of Objective Thought is a lifestyle motto adopted by Jewish Producer and Mr. Midnight Movie.  Says Jewish Producer: "I come from a family of news reporters and artistic agents of change who fell in to success by their uncanny ability to remain  objective, reasonable, fair and unusual.  In many respects this is my drive.  It's also the reason I believe there's a lot of cheesenibblers who also happen to be the most pretentious, thoughtless, unaware, lifeless, sold out, uncharmingly fake monsters the world can fight against.  You know who you are, if you're squirming around in your chair with an uncomfortable feeling in your gut, then YES, I am referring to you."
Jewish Producer reclines in his chair, takes a sip of his Jet Fuel coffee and smiles as he reflects on his words.

Mr. Midnight Movie is not so quick to point fingers, but, as he says: "Yes Jewish can get up in people's face about these things, but I have to remain stoic.  I have my doubts about some people, but when it comes to finding success in drawing a larger audience, I would like to avoid persecuting anyone for flaws in their personality that can't be fixed.  I find a lot of people simply will not accept accountability for their real actions.  Maybe they just aren't aware.  We are currently looking for investors to help us, and we have some people interested in learning more about what we are about, and I just want them to see all the positive things we are interested in doing.  Ultimately, this is what will shine brightest, not putting these internet trolls on blast for lulz."
Mr. Midnight Movie takes a tiny nibble off the edge of his $17 burger that's overflowing with marinated onions, and "love" sauce, while Jewish Producer wags his head in disagreement.


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