Monday, August 22, 2016

Mr Midnight Movie Drawing Contest EXTENDED to December 31st

FREE T-SHIRT TO THE BEST MR MIDNIGHT MOVIE DRAWING.  ADD ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO THE IMAGE BELOW.  SEND YOUR SUBMISSIONS UNTIL HALLOWEEN, OCTOBER 31ST BY DECEMBER 31st, 2016!  WINNER ANNOUNCED SOON THEREAFTER.  SO FAR WE ONLY HAVE TWO SUBMISSIONS, AND BOTH HAVE AGREED TO WAIT A COUPLE EXTRA MONTHS TO SEE WHO WALKS AWAY AS MR. MIDNIGHT MOVIE AND JEWISH PRODUCER'S TOP DOG ARTIST!  LOOK, WE'RE NOT GIVING AWAY MUCH, A LOUSY MR. MIDNIGHT MOVIE T-SHIRT, AND BRAGGING RIGHTS, BUT GET YOUR SUBMISSION IN SO WE CAN CREATE A SWEET GALLERY AND YOUR ARTWORK WILL LIVE FOREVER IN GLORIOUS INTERNET STARDOM!

INSTRUCTIONS:  PRINT OR SAVE THE IMAGE BELOW.  DRAW ON IT BY HAND,  OR PROCESS IT ANY WAY YOU LIKE DIGITALLY.  SCAN, SAVE, TAKE A PIC OF WHAT GOD-AWFUL CREATION YOU COME WITH AND DO THE FOLLOWING.....

SUBMIT YOUR RENDERING TO ME (JEWISH PRODUCER) ANY WAY YOU'D LIKE, INCLUDING:

EMAIL:  mrmidnightmovieproductions@gmail.com
SKYPE:  JP (JEWISH PRODUCER)
FACEBOOK:  @MRMIDNIGHTMOVIE
TWITTER:  @MRMIDNIGHTMOVIE OR @JEWISHPRODUCER

WINNER PICKED ON OCTOBER 31ST, 2016!




FAQ

WHAT MEDIUM DO I USE?
apocales: w0t m8
apocales: r u stoned
JP: are you doing oaj's impersonation of a british accent ?
JP: i should have pointed out that he fucking murdered that impersonation.
apocales: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=U%20Wot%20M8
apocales:  U Wot M8
It is a term that British people use. People outside of the UK think it sounds ridiculous, so the modern stereotype or newfag would think that British people have very poor grammar. It basically means, "You What Mate". Those 3 words don't even make a proper sentence, therefore it is a funny thing to say and a way to make fun of Brits'
Alfred: ...
Benjamin: U WOT M8
JP: exactly, that's why i said that.
apocales: :)

JP: did you start your drawing yet?
apocales: i don't draw sillay
JP: wot m8??
JP: you draw my nose into a penis all the time
apocales: it would be really really really BAAAAAAAAAAAD
JP: or did someone on 5-er do it for you ?
apocales: nah i used paint
JP: i told my wife someone draws swa stickers on my face ... we were totally expecting that here.
JP: (HECK) you then.
JP: exactly.
apocales: haha
JP: why the (HECK) wouldn't you just do the same thing to the other pic
JP: seriously
apocales: if u want PAINT-esque drawings i can try
JP: do i have to tell people "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DRAWN."
JP: (HECK) YOU... I'M STEALING THIS THREAD....
apocales: well the nose was the center of this picture so it made the swastika easier


UPDATE:
We have received our first entrant!  Good effort and probably someone who has heard our podcasts because this one is legit, by "PGNT", check it out!







Original Template Artwork by:  Subliminal Artist

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

WHITE FRAGILITY

Lecturer Robin DiAngelo, who coined the term, is teaching the taxpayer-funded class for the city Officeof Arts and Culture. She defines white fragility as "a state in which even a minimum amount of racial stress becomes intolerable, triggering a range of defensive moves."
Critics say it is just the latest attempt at spreading white guilt, following in the footsteps of concepts such as "white privilege."
"By the way, DiAngelo is white," noted Todd Herman, of MyNorthwest.com. "But she doesn’t have any bias or fragility. And we’re going to pay her a bunch of money to teach a class on white fragility!"

Read more here.

Monday, August 15, 2016

The Jewish Defense League

This is how Mr. Midnight Movie and Jewish Producer defend themselves from the creepy bastards of the world.  The techniques demonstrated in this video, when utilized in correct form, help defend the golden cheeseburger of truth.


Tuesday, August 9, 2016

White Guilty Post of the Week: Did Race Issue Bring Trump to the Voters?

In March, Slate wrote a pretty darn good article discussing America's backlash against the racial politics of President Barack Obama. Also, in March, Ken Burns discussed the role of race in Trump's candidacy.
“We are in a retrograde moment,” Burns explained, “in which the dog whistles of race that have been with us — we can’t pretend now that a phenomenon of the kind of racial innuendo that’s happening right now is somehow new and we’re shocked, shocked that this is happening.” - KB



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