Christ Nelson

Have you ever walked through the fields of this world wondering who or what will cross your path and completely flip a switch from within that craves something different than cheeseburgers and hard core porn?  Christ Nelson was this fix.  His salvation, reverence, joy, bliss, carnage, eternal love... Christ Nelson spoke of prescription pills, placed rectally into his internal, maybe eternal, self.  Revelation is now, so please take a 30 minute break from everything you do and live in the shadows of greatness.  Christ Nelson is here...

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Temple of Objective Thought, Preparing for Sunday's Atheist Church

The Temple of Objective Thought is a lifestyle motto adopted by Jewish Producer and Mr. Midnight Movie.  Says Jewish Producer: "I come from a family of news reporters and artistic agents of change who fell in to success by their uncanny ability to remain  objective, reasonable, fair and unusual.  In many respects this is my drive.  It's also the reason I believe there's a lot of cheesenibblers who also happen to be the most pretentious, thoughtless, unaware, lifeless, sold out, uncharmingly fake monsters the world can fight against.  You know who you are, if you're squirming around in your chair with an uncomfortable feeling in your gut, then YES, I am referring to you." Jewish Producer reclines in his chair, takes...

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