Showing posts with label debi daly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label debi daly. Show all posts

Monday, August 22, 2016

Mr Midnight Movie Drawing Contest EXTENDED to December 31st

FREE T-SHIRT TO THE BEST MR MIDNIGHT MOVIE DRAWING.  ADD ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO THE IMAGE BELOW.  SEND YOUR SUBMISSIONS UNTIL HALLOWEEN, OCTOBER 31ST BY DECEMBER 31st, 2016!  WINNER ANNOUNCED SOON THEREAFTER.  SO FAR WE ONLY HAVE TWO SUBMISSIONS, AND BOTH HAVE AGREED TO WAIT A COUPLE EXTRA MONTHS TO SEE WHO WALKS AWAY AS MR. MIDNIGHT MOVIE AND JEWISH PRODUCER'S TOP DOG ARTIST!  LOOK, WE'RE NOT GIVING AWAY MUCH, A LOUSY MR. MIDNIGHT MOVIE T-SHIRT, AND BRAGGING RIGHTS, BUT GET YOUR SUBMISSION IN SO WE CAN CREATE A SWEET GALLERY AND YOUR ARTWORK WILL LIVE FOREVER IN GLORIOUS INTERNET STARDOM!

INSTRUCTIONS:  PRINT OR SAVE THE IMAGE BELOW.  DRAW ON IT BY HAND,  OR PROCESS IT ANY WAY YOU LIKE DIGITALLY.  SCAN, SAVE, TAKE A PIC OF WHAT GOD-AWFUL CREATION YOU COME WITH AND DO THE FOLLOWING.....

SUBMIT YOUR RENDERING TO ME (JEWISH PRODUCER) ANY WAY YOU'D LIKE, INCLUDING:

EMAIL:  mrmidnightmovieproductions@gmail.com
SKYPE:  JP (JEWISH PRODUCER)
FACEBOOK:  @MRMIDNIGHTMOVIE
TWITTER:  @MRMIDNIGHTMOVIE OR @JEWISHPRODUCER

WINNER PICKED ON OCTOBER 31ST, 2016!




FAQ

WHAT MEDIUM DO I USE?
apocales: w0t m8
apocales: r u stoned
JP: are you doing oaj's impersonation of a british accent ?
JP: i should have pointed out that he fucking murdered that impersonation.
apocales: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=U%20Wot%20M8
apocales:  U Wot M8
It is a term that British people use. People outside of the UK think it sounds ridiculous, so the modern stereotype or newfag would think that British people have very poor grammar. It basically means, "You What Mate". Those 3 words don't even make a proper sentence, therefore it is a funny thing to say and a way to make fun of Brits'
Alfred: ...
Benjamin: U WOT M8
JP: exactly, that's why i said that.
apocales: :)

JP: did you start your drawing yet?
apocales: i don't draw sillay
JP: wot m8??
JP: you draw my nose into a penis all the time
apocales: it would be really really really BAAAAAAAAAAAD
JP: or did someone on 5-er do it for you ?
apocales: nah i used paint
JP: i told my wife someone draws swa stickers on my face ... we were totally expecting that here.
JP: (HECK) you then.
JP: exactly.
apocales: haha
JP: why the (HECK) wouldn't you just do the same thing to the other pic
JP: seriously
apocales: if u want PAINT-esque drawings i can try
JP: do i have to tell people "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DRAWN."
JP: (HECK) YOU... I'M STEALING THIS THREAD....
apocales: well the nose was the center of this picture so it made the swastika easier


UPDATE:
We have received our first entrant!  Good effort and probably someone who has heard our podcasts because this one is legit, by "PGNT", check it out!







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Monday, November 23, 2015

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Answer Your Skype, Debi!

Check out this recording!

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Writer's Contest - Jewish Producer v Debi Daly (Part 2 of 2!)

PART 2 of 2 - Writing contest: The proposal calls for Debi and Jewish Producer to each write a 300 word (minimum) essay.  Each essay will be displayed without the author's name attached to the post.   You the reader will have to determine the author of each penned blog-post.  See below, read the first post and guess who wrote it in the comment section.. Is the author of the following Debi or JP????

Essay #2:  I hate Fellow Shoppers.

Today I was pulled out of my daydream by the reality of a woman asking the cashier at Macy's in Northpark Mall if they sold a certain dress in a size different than the one she was holding. How dare she distract this overworked, minimum wage, neanderthal to ask the stupid question.  "No Mam, we keep several things hidden from people like you", is what I said to myself. 

The cashier said without even looking at the dress "Nope".  I could sense that the cashier was actually happy that this poor woman would now have to scour the Earth for her precious size 22.  It simply amazes me the way people are so rude.  They seem so "deserving."   The cashier , who was young and a little asexual, offered (without looking up, naturally), "I think there's another place somewhere around here, but I think they moved. I'd Google it if I were you." The poor, overweight woman was nearly sweating. We could all then see that she didn't speak English very well and didn't understand any of what cashier  had said. But she could smell the tension and didn't dare ask for it to be repeated.  She turned away, bowed her head and moved on with her life, dress-less and broken. My heart softened and I wanted to shout after her, "I will help you Google it!" but I couldn't speak. There was no more water in my decaying body and my mouth would not open.
Forty-five minutes later, I was barely carrying a pulse when the unthinkable happened.   The cashier spoke to me and said "Did you find everything okay?"  It was time. I was the chosen.  I peeled myself off the end cap I'd been laying on and rolled the squeaky stroller to the heart of the hell-mouth. I was faced with a dilemma; Now that I was in the driver's seat, should I dish back the unfriendly filth this demon had spewed over all of us, or should I take the high road. I thought about my family whom I'm sure would've immediately laid into this cashier, so I resisted my DNA and chose the high road. I didn't know where this was coming from, it was as if I was possessed or had forgotten the 45 minutes of my life that had just been pillaged from me, but I was actually friendly with cashier . It must've been that I knew I would be getting my life back soon. How the faintest glimmer of hope can lift the soul. I spoke in concise sentences so that those whom came after me would not be burdened by my needs or extra chatter. Because of this, I was pretty sure I got the wrong amount of fabric, but fuck it, there was no going back.  The cashier  mumbled about their "system" needing to reboot and my knees buckled, and I thought…."I hate fellow shoppers."

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

The Writer's Contest: Jewish Producer v. Debi Daly Part 1 of 2, Titled "IheartRadio or Bust"

PART 1 of 2 - Writing contest: The proposal calls for Debi and Jewish Producer to each write a 300 word (minimum) essay.  Each essay will be displayed without the author's name attached to the post.   You the reader will have to determine the author of each penned blog-post.  See below, read the first post and guess who wrote it in the comment section.. Is the author of the following Debi or JP????

Essay #1:



An Open Letter To IHeartRadio/IHeartMedia:  MY PETITION TO BRING MR MIDNIGHT MOVIE’S INFLAMMATORY TALK TO IHEARTRADIO

Thank you for taking a moment to read my recommendation to IheartRadio’s talent recruitment to bring Jewish Producer and Mr Midnight Movie’s Inflammatory Talk Podcast aboard the IHeartRadio podcasting team.  FYI: Their show is Spreaker ID #7484646 on to the Spreaker network.  The boys have been producing shows since 2011, and we have been podcasting associates for most of the time since they joined me at my show on a regular basis.  I often frequent their show, and often times we discuss ways to produce excellent Spreaker and IheartRadio programs.  Though I believe this podcasting team oozes endless amounts of talent, I still wonder what they ever would have done without me.  Of course I’m only kidding.  These guys mean the world to me and they do deserve the recognition.

Please consider having them on your format (they currently have a Spreaker show under review with IheartRadio) because they offer a unique point of view presented in an entertaining format.   Bringing Inflammatory Talk to your network will boost your late night live programming.  Since my show has enjoyed a lot of success (600+ listens per show, on average) my show does even better when Mr. Midnight Movie and Jewish Producer join my podcast.  My fans love them!  They have always been respectful and interested in making Spreaker a better place to podcast.  More importantly, they respect their audience - and their audience has remained loyal to them for several years.  Even the haters my show sometimes attracts would admit that Inflammatory Talk is an epic study of topics and most people are interested in the vast knowledge Mr. Midnight Movie exudes, and they want to know more!  These guys are constantly working on their performances but really it may be their camaraderie that shines through every bumbling mistake or winning joke that they make that truly makes this show special.

Inflammatory Talk is highly recommended by me, Debi Daly of the Debi Daly Network on Spreaker and IheartRadio,
Debi Daly




Sunday, January 4, 2015

SERIES: Martin Luther King and White Guilt (Part 1 of 2)


Be there with us, Inflammatory Talk, as we host 2 shows to kick off 2015.  It's a must-attend for any @mrmidnightmovie and @jewishproducer fans.  The first show will be recorded live January 10th (8pm Pacific Time), on Skype.  Our number for that show is 310-668-1969 or just add @mrmidnightmovie or @jewishproducer on Skype to join in the panel discussion on #Class and #Culture!  The show will be posted on BTR if you can't make the live show...                                      For Debi Daly fans we'll also be simulcasted on her show!

Our panel discussion features individuals we feel can help push the envelope in a discussion that is inflammatory to the core.

Then comes Part 2, where we will take this discussion LIVE on BTR on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.   January 19th (8pm Pacific time) we will be live.  2 hours of glory titled Series: Martin Luther King and White Guilt Part 2 of 2. 

We'll have some great audio clips to help open the floor and a bunch of Questions to be answered by our panel.

Some questions we will ask our panelists to discuss:
1) Does racism cut both ways?
2) Is white guilt pathological foolishness?
3) Is poverty a product of racism or culture?  
4) Has the war on poverty hurt blacks?
5) Education: Does the public school system fail poor black children/families?
6) Afro-centrism:  Is it a pseudo-science?

This show will simulcast from our BTR podcast and several other shows you should know by now. 


Thursday, August 28, 2014

JP's Skype Chat With Mr. Solution

MR. SOLUTION: Hello JP, I ttrust that my communication finds you in the highest of spirits ;) Please see below the email that I forwarded to our beloved Truth Clown #1... Hi Truth-Clown; send me the link to your new show on Spreaker. Being an internet 1st amendment Super Hero, I knew one of your superior debate prowess could not be party to such a vaccous wiin as was alleged in our most recent debate debacle. Mr. Solution - I am also cc-ing our lovable villiage idiot and twin Truth Clown JP.

 



Jewish Producer: I will forward this to the world and Mr. Midnight Movie, grammatical errors/typos included. Also remember that you went running to Goofybone as if you were about to attempt some grand coup de grĂ¢ce on MMM and please, if I may, fart in your general direction. This was a cowardice, transparent gambit. Smooth move, exlax. I look forward to more of your similarly fumbled punts.

Friday, June 21, 2013

MEIN MIDNIGHT MOVIE

Paula Dean lost her job today for saying the words "Chocolate face," as an adjective.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Debi Daly Goes Bananas On Bathtubgirl Live on the Air

WOMAN DRAMA: We're being told that last night's show, June 08, 2013, was our best show in several months. However, this compliment came from a drunk Aussie named Monkey Shoes so it's not to be considered gospel. Why not decide for yourself?

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Jewish Producer Gets Railroaded by Debi Daly

EDITOR'S NOTE:  THIS RECORDING HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN AT THE URGING OF THE MR MIDNIGHT MOVIE TEAM DUE TO THE FACT IT WAS ALLOWING EASY ACCESS TO A SHOW THAT NO LONGER STRIVES FOR GROWTH, THUSLY IT SHALL REMAIN STUCK IN MEDIOCRITY.  WHILE JP BELIEVES THE SHAME SHOULD BE DIRECTLY PLACED ON MR. SOLUTIONS FOR HIS PARTICIPATION IN A REPUTATION BURSTING, REPULSIVE, INDIGNANT, INTELLECTUALLY VOID  SHOW THAT ATTEMPTED TO BE PLAYED OFF AS A SOME SORT OF DEBATE, MR MIDNIGHT MOVIE INCORRECTLY BELIEVED THAT DEBI HAD MORE CLASS.  MR MIDNIGHT MOVIE WAS WRONG. DEBI HAD ALREADY GIVEN THE TEAM ALL THE CLUES THEY NEEDED PRIOR TO THE SHOW AIRING.  #BUTTHURTDALY



Debi misrepresented when she advertised this as a debate.  Instead she resorted to personal attacks starting upon bringing me on the air, but still good fun.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

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