Showing posts with label mr midnight movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mr midnight movie. Show all posts

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day

"I too have a dream, where all men are able to legally obtain the services of the same hookers that tainted the name of Martin Luther King, Jr.  He should not have been subjected to the ridicule that he faced at a time when he was trying to make America a better place to live." - Mr. Midnight Movie


Saturday, November 23, 2013

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Inflammatory Talk: Special Guest Allison Margolin

Inflammatory Talk: Special Guest Allison Margolin 08/22  | Legal Podcasts



 Check us our tomorrow night on Blogtalkradio, where Mr. Midnight Movie and Jewish Producer will interview L.A.'s Dopest Attorney, Allison Margolin.  She has been an important lawyer in the marijuana game here in Southern California, where the pot laws are completely confusing.  Allison will answer questions and try to help make clear what was fuzzy before your 420 session.

Smoke one.  Drink one.  Then get yourself here to the show (and smoke one more..).

Monday, July 22, 2013

Friday, June 21, 2013

MEIN MIDNIGHT MOVIE

Paula Dean lost her job today for saying the words "Chocolate face," as an adjective.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Monday, June 10, 2013

BTR late-night President Todd Morris Goes Bowling With GoofyBone (English Version)

With all of the late-night drama on Blogtalkradio, Mr. Midnight Movie presents you with some startling behind-the-scenes outtakes featuring BTR late-night President, Todd Morris, and Cholo-brony GoofyBone. These two animals go at each other like a couple of wild baboons.

Debi Daly Goes Bananas On Bathtubgirl Live on the Air

WOMAN DRAMA: We're being told that last night's show, June 08, 2013, was our best show in several months. However, this compliment came from a drunk Aussie named Monkey Shoes so it's not to be considered gospel. Why not decide for yourself?

Monday, May 27, 2013

Stop White Guilt: This One's for America


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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Jewish Producer Speaks Out About His Experience Working With Mr. Midnight Movies' No White Guilt Show

One day a big man came to me and said "I want to put on a multi-media show that will discuss some inflammatory aspects of our culture."  I told him to "count my honky ass in."  Thus began our journey to the land of milk n honey.  Or so I thought.  Seems there's been a great number of roadblocks that stand in our way to just do what we felt is a slam dunk.  Our notion of the destruction of some of America's most sacred artifacts isn't as easy of a sell as we imagined for one simple fact that Mr. Midnight Movie himself suggested: "We all walk on eggshells because of the political and cultural climate of today."  Well said, big man.

The next day, I recommended to the big man that Blog Talk Radio would be an interesting format to test market our brand of political and social unrest reconstruction. I thought it would last one show, but it has somehow continued on now for a couple of years.  Along the way we have met an interesting cross-section of people, including a retarded man from China, a green blooded monster in Texas, a dead wrestler, dedicated listeners, socialists, separatists, rapists, hacks, trolls, gangsters, dictators, sweet honey bears, straight racists, murderers, talk radio lovers, straight haters, drunks, sluts, lesbians, queers, a variety of blacks/Asians/Mexicans, an albino, a clown, a child-abuser, and Mr. Solution.

Now Mr. Solution attempts to spread fear through his verbal might.  Damn be anyone who won't have it.  And damn those who disagree.  See the thing I fear most, as one of my heroes Charles Bukowski once said, is "The thing I fear discriminating against is humor and truth."  See, I have my doubts that Mr. Solution has any real sense of humor, and for him, truth is concealed only in a box with 6 sides. 

The concept of white guilt has never really been of much noted interest to me.  Despite Solution's assertions I never pulled any strings to this regime.  The topic meant nothing to be before I met Mr. Midnight Movie, and now the phrase has become packed with meaning.  Blanket messages aside, I now look forward to Mr. Midnight Movie's next white guilt lecture.  My role, however minuscule in these "teachings" is being that mirror that MMM requires to find clarity, singularity and truth in what he is attempting to present to a growing legion of citizens of the world. I've accepted my role with scrutiny and belief in the ability to accept perspective and opinion and adopt it with my world views.  But in the two times that I've engaged Mr. Solution in speak, he has erred in favor of censorship, might makes right.

Maybe there is a sensationalizing of the facts behind what Mr. Midnight Movie finds of particular relevance.  It don't bother me none because his concerns are as real as he makes them to be which leaves me to judge independent of his thoughts.  Mr. Solution would rather indict on principle.  Mr. Solution sides with censorship in exchange for his manifesto, a transparent attempt to deny another of his soul.  His witch-hunting is insignificant and galling.  In a world that requires the opposite to take charge, all I can hope for is that all points of view can be shared with the promise of understanding and limited belligerence. 

-Jewish Producer

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Temple of Objective Thought, Preparing for Sunday's Atheist Church

The Temple of Objective Thought is a lifestyle motto adopted by Jewish Producer and Mr. Midnight Movie.  Says Jewish Producer: "I come from a family of news reporters and artistic agents of change who fell in to success by their uncanny ability to remain  objective, reasonable, fair and unusual.  In many respects this is my drive.  It's also the reason I believe there's a lot of cheesenibblers who also happen to be the most pretentious, thoughtless, unaware, lifeless, sold out, uncharmingly fake monsters the world can fight against.  You know who you are, if you're squirming around in your chair with an uncomfortable feeling in your gut, then YES, I am referring to you."
Jewish Producer reclines in his chair, takes a sip of his Jet Fuel coffee and smiles as he reflects on his words.

Mr. Midnight Movie is not so quick to point fingers, but, as he says: "Yes Jewish can get up in people's face about these things, but I have to remain stoic.  I have my doubts about some people, but when it comes to finding success in drawing a larger audience, I would like to avoid persecuting anyone for flaws in their personality that can't be fixed.  I find a lot of people simply will not accept accountability for their real actions.  Maybe they just aren't aware.  We are currently looking for investors to help us, and we have some people interested in learning more about what we are about, and I just want them to see all the positive things we are interested in doing.  Ultimately, this is what will shine brightest, not putting these internet trolls on blast for lulz."
Mr. Midnight Movie takes a tiny nibble off the edge of his $17 burger that's overflowing with marinated onions, and "love" sauce, while Jewish Producer wags his head in disagreement.


Thursday, May 16, 2013

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Jewish Producer Gets Railroaded by Debi Daly

EDITOR'S NOTE:  THIS RECORDING HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN AT THE URGING OF THE MR MIDNIGHT MOVIE TEAM DUE TO THE FACT IT WAS ALLOWING EASY ACCESS TO A SHOW THAT NO LONGER STRIVES FOR GROWTH, THUSLY IT SHALL REMAIN STUCK IN MEDIOCRITY.  WHILE JP BELIEVES THE SHAME SHOULD BE DIRECTLY PLACED ON MR. SOLUTIONS FOR HIS PARTICIPATION IN A REPUTATION BURSTING, REPULSIVE, INDIGNANT, INTELLECTUALLY VOID  SHOW THAT ATTEMPTED TO BE PLAYED OFF AS A SOME SORT OF DEBATE, MR MIDNIGHT MOVIE INCORRECTLY BELIEVED THAT DEBI HAD MORE CLASS.  MR MIDNIGHT MOVIE WAS WRONG. DEBI HAD ALREADY GIVEN THE TEAM ALL THE CLUES THEY NEEDED PRIOR TO THE SHOW AIRING.  #BUTTHURTDALY



Debi misrepresented when she advertised this as a debate.  Instead she resorted to personal attacks starting upon bringing me on the air, but still good fun.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Jewish Producer Beats The Hell Out Of Mr Midnight Movie

During our shoot out in the desert in Lancaster, Ca., Jewish Producer beats Mr Midnight Movie so hard he breaks his cane! An Epic moment in Youtube movie making! For every time Mr Midnight Movie gets struck, a donation will be made to abused children.
Observe as Jewish Producer winds up with a solid upswing for maximum velocity.
As Mr. Midnight Movie raises his pipe to his gullet, Jewish Producer has stabilized, and begins his forward thrust as his cane really begins to tear through air.
Finally, the cane whips at Mr. Midnight Movie's side instantly smashing the cane as if it were a twig. Mr. Midnight Movie barely flinches, but then succumbs to the writhing pain and falls to the ground defeated.
BOOM!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Mr Midnight Movie 4 BTR President

Who do you want to be the next Blogtalkradio Late-Night President? The position of Blogtalkradio Late-Night President is a position of many responsibilities. Can Goofy Bone, a hardened rehabilitated criminal do the job of BTR Late-Night President? How about the much-ballyhooed Vince in the Bay? He's got a voice of gold, that kid does. And of course there's the lovely gal, Desert Rose, who would make a caring, honest, hard-working Blogtalkradio Late-Night President. We here find that Mr. Midnight Movie, the inventive, world-famous, indignant, inflammatory but diplomatic host of the Mr. Midnight Movie Experience, would be the right person to carry the voice of the every day listener to Blogtalkradio high-ups. Yes, you might ask, "Who is higher than president of late-night?" Good question. The Blogtalkradio Late-Night President is a representative, or better yet, a union-like entity that will make sure that your concerns are heard by the daytime suits. If you have issues and concerns for what Todd Morris has done to create a world of hatred and foul language, ho-ism, male lactations and dairy flatulence, then make sure you pick the right party to carry out your wishes for a better tomorrow. You only live once, so don't pick based on lamest tattoo, bowel irregularity, bi-polarbearism, or schitzophrenia.



Friday, April 6, 2012

"Road" - Season 1, Episode 1b

Let's roll!!!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Our Official Poster

Mr Midnight Movie Film Festival not only restructured it's web presence by introducing a better website, but we've also got our order in for t-shirts and our official MMM poster.  Check it out!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Mr Midnight Movie joins the BackLot Film Festival

The BackLot Film Festival is going on its fifth year and has asked Mr. Midnight Movie to be a part of their program!

What is the Backlot Film Festival?  Let us take a look at their philosophy in a nutshell...

MISSION STATEMENT
The Backlot Film Festival was created in 2004 to cultivate an appreciation of the rich heritage of the motion picture industry and to bring greater understanding of the debt that contemporary filmmakers owe to early film pioneers. It is from Kevin Brownlow’s masterpiece on the history of the silent film The Parade’s Gone By that The Backlot Film Festival takes its direction:

Whatever future, cinema may have will be based solidly on its past. Time is a human conception, very much like the motion picture. It’s all there, but we have to live it. You cannot enjoy the last reel unless you know what happened in the first.


The mission of The Backlot Film Festival is twofold:

• To give independent filmmakers the opportunity to showcase their work for industry executives and distributors;

• To create a better understanding of the major art form of the last one hundred plus years.

With the goal of educating, encouraging and empowering new filmmakers in the production process of filmmaking and the art of storytelling, The Backlot Film Festival aims to continue this ongoing dialogue on the future of film while recognizing and revealing the wonders of the past.


Here's our latest "film" which is horseplay  -  we have more great content on the horizon!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

How To Reach Out & Contact The Fine Folks @ Mr Midnight Movie

Mr Midnight Movie - Mr Midnight Movie is searching for any all ways to let out his inner "skinny man." He loves Fatty Arbuckle, got an upset stomach from a man selling ribs outta the back of his van, and wears a fanny pack at work.  "I'm trying to let the people know that prostitution must be legalized as should Caning for criminals."

Jewish Producer - Born in the San Fernando Valley, Jewish Producer met Mr Midnight Movie one day after a heated meeting at Sony Studios. MMM was walking his corn dog cart, and JP bought his "fresh-injected" Cream Cheese Corndog. They have walked the line ever since. JP has worked on various low and high budget projects, in a variety of capacities, in his career behind the scenes.  "My favorite word is FREE."

Angry Guy From Detroit - If you were born in Detroit and had to drink Faygos all day, you'd lose it too. AG moved to L.A. to "gain lucrative parts in films where sucking off the star is not a requirement," and "unleash a lifetime of pent up sexual and politically motivated rage on production sets." He has roles in various sitcoms, feature films and 1/8th page ads in trashy classified sections and was mugged the 1st time he tried selling merchandise on Craigslist.  "Hey, pssst... buddy, gotcher Tom Selleck DVD collection right here."

For general inquiries, send emails to jsmrite@gmail.com


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